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    Welcome to EggMonkey

    Casual footy for everyone, from beginners to ballers, EggMonkey is the home of good vibes, tiki taka, and dodgy skillage.

    Find nearest matches

    Lincoln | LNER Statium

    Sincil Bank, Lincoln LN5 8LD, UK

    Boston | Haven High

    Marian Rd, Boston PE21 9HB, UK

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    Why EggMonkey?

    Eggggstremely good value!

    Regular6 to 11, casual games, and tournaments. Membership from just £29.99 for unlimited games! Pause or cancel anytime. Alternatively, pay per game.

    Good vibes and good times!

    EggMonkey player don't criticise or put pressure on each other no matter what. We focus on the good vibe, the friendship, and the community spirit in the game, and leave the drama and pressure at the door.

    Highlights – never miss a moment!

    World class video highlights for the moments you want to keep, watch again and show your mates. Only the moments that make you look really eggggcelent are highlighted!

    Hire EggMonkey!

    If you have a game already in football or another sport, we can film it and produce the highlights!

    Football players in yellow bibs

    Right – that's enough yolking around, let's hatch a plan!

    How to join a game

    Great – now you're eggggcited about it – let's crack on!

    Join Upcoming Sessions

    View all upcoming football sessions, join the ones that fit your schedule, and see who else is playing. It's never been easier to get on the pitch!

    • Browse sessions with our easy-to-use calendar
    • Join any upcoming session with one click
    • Get highlights from your matches
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    Meet the Players

    Andy and Tariq

    Andy and Tariq

    Truly good eggs!

    Jaz

    Jaz

    Call me Jazinho

    Danny

    Danny

    King of Banter